Already Chrome 11 but snot enough

When you think that my browser war sheet was published like four months ago only, and Chrome was at the 7th version, aptly named 7.0... I couldn't help but wonder why the hell they still bothered with the .0 part. Considering that their strategy of who has the longest dick is just to be sure to have the greatest post count version number, they could streamline said number.
Why don't they give us a break and go right for Chrome 99?
Think of the opportunities when will come the time for the next release!!! OMG!!!!!